Hola pandemic pals, I recently got sucked into a YouTube rabbit hole that had me watching dozens upon dozens of videos where professional fighters take on supposed “streetfighters” and “martial arts masters” to prove they’re frauds. The streetfighter videos are extremely satisfying. These are usually either body builders who think they can take on pro wrestlers or tough guys who think they can trade leather with a pro boxer or MMA fighter. It’s a lot of fun to watch someone who obviously doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing get taken apart by a professional. You see this on social media a lot these days. Some ignorant poster will say something stupid like “actually, the science isn’t clear on whether masks help prevent the spread of COVID-19” and you just wish some ripped up MMA fighter would superman punch them in the mouth. But watching people who obviously don’t know any better get KTFO’d (whether literally or metaphorically on Twitter) doesn’t bring the same exquisite satisfaction that comes from watching a self-proclaimed “master” get their grift exposed. My favorite martial arts videos are those where a pro fighter challenges or gets challenged by a supposed “master” who thinks they have special powers. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of legit martial arts masters in the world who practice their art with dignity. We’re not talking about them. The idiots in the videos I’m referring to include people who think they can stop a strike without blocking it or cause an opponent to fly backwards without making actual physical contact through the use of a magical power called “chi.” No matter how powerful they claim to be though, the outcome is always the same: the “master” doesn’t know how to fight or defend themselves against a professional and they get their asses beat. There are a lot of fake masters on social media too. They claim to be doctors, scientists, or other relevant experts but they don’t seem to understand science and/or appear entirely motivated by politics. When they’re proven wrong they don’t adapt or change: they dig in. The fake martial arts masters are a problem because they defraud their students. They sell a fantasy that isn’t real and profit off of the ignorance and misplaced trust of others. The ones on social media are much worse. People are dying because of their misinformation and the platforms hosting them aren’t doing enough to stop it. Just to be clear: I’m not saying actual, renowned experts, such as Dr. Anthony Fauci and the directors of the World Health Organization, should go around beating the crap out of people for spreading fake science. But I’m also not saying they shouldn’t.
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— khair (@KH4lR) September 29, 2020 Well, bye Psst! BTW: You’ll even get the opportunity to see yours truly when I chat with Spotify’s head of machine learning, Tony Jebara, about the company’s AI endeavors. See you online! The nation’s current leadership has downplayed the virus, disputed scientific facts, and showed its willingness to sacrifice lives for political power. If you’re a US citizen and believe this needs to change: go here. And If you’re a citizen of any other country, you can pressure your American friends to vote by yelling at them on the internet here, here, here, and here. We’re all in this together. Even if it feels like everything is completely partisan right now… because it kind of is… we’re still members of the same human race. Maybe 2021 will be different. But the only way that’s going to happen is if we all collectively decide to look out for one another no matter what. The good news is that doing so is easy peasy lemon squeezy:
- Wear a mask. 2. Stay 2-3 meters away from others in public spaces. 3. Support government officials who take the pandemic seriously. Adios amigos, Tristan
